I can't believe this story I read over at Metafilter about a German cannibal who advertised on 80 different websites looking for somebody to partake in his perversion. He actually found somebody stupid enough to take him up on his offer, they cut off the man's penis, cooked it up and ate it. He then tortured him to death, cut him up and threw him in the freezer. This was all recorded on videotape for posterity. Most of the idiot was eaten over the following months, the bones being buried around the yard. You just can't make this shit up!

Mmmmm, cut off my own penis, cook it up and eat it, or hit Rotten Ronnies for a burger... Life is full of difficult choices, ain't it?

More on this story. Police say the suspect is not mentally disturbed. I beg to differ!