Natalie Portman - Rapper
Holy crap, I never knew Natalie Portman was such a crazy chick!
NP: I don’t sleep mothafucka off that yak and the bourbon! Doin’ 120, gettin’ head while I’m swervin' !
Seth Meyers: Damn Natalie ! You a crazy chick.
NP: Yo, shut the fuck up and SUCK MY DICK !!! I’m bustin’ dudes mouths like Gushers mothafucka ! Roll up on NBC and smack the shit out Jeff Zucker !!!
Guys Yelling: What you want Natalie ?
NP: To drink and fight !
Guys: What you need Natalie ?
NP: To fuck all night !!!
Posted by Fungii at March 25, 2007 04:48 PM |